coffindude:

I wish “young adult authors” were yknow, actual young adults in the 18-25 age range at least and not old dudes writing about the high school girl they never got to fuck with and you know who I’m talking about

(via elderberryseasponge)

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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

(via elderberryseasponge)

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3 hours ago

lumos5001:

dr-when:

"I know she’ll be in good hands."

Always…

*sobbing*

(via somethingyoucanbelievein)

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3 hours ago

(via khaleesi-lifts)

(via somethingyoucanbelievein)

Destroy the idea that men should respect women because we are their daughters, mothers, and sisters. Reinforce the idea that men should respect women because we are people.
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bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via jxckbarakats)

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infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

(Source: flourei, via wecanmake-this-last)

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4 hours ago

gnuliet:

hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

(via wecanmake-this-last)

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4 hours ago

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(Source: vampiregrill, via wecanmake-this-last)

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4 hours ago
kno-1knows:

BanksyYou are one wry little genius.

kno-1knows:

Banksy
You are one wry little genius.

(via wecanmake-this-last)

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4 hours ago

synthpopcorn:

WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO BOYS WITH MESSY HAIR WHO LOOK LIKE THEY HAVENT SLEPT IN 72 HOURS

(via wecanmake-this-last)

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annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

(via silent-aggression)

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4 hours ago

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

(via silent-aggression)

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queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

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