raise your hand if some fictional asshole has taken over and ruined your life
(via wherespeterpan)
i read it through twice and it was brilliant both times
(via whataboutadam)
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
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this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned
(Source: spatula, via thestrayline)
yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more
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i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
(via mylifeisimaginary)
sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me
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In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.
wHy
(Source: onginalmaz, via mylifeisimaginary)
constellation-of-kasterburous:
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
I always cry at these so much, oh my god… Tumblr after dark is the best :D:D:DDD
THE LIONS ONE THOUGH AHAHAH
MAYONNAISE
i’m fuvking dying i can’t
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